Queens v. Brooklyn

Brooklyn is over-hyped by far. Here is a short list of what there is to hate about it, feel free to add yours:

1.) Brooklyn is far from everything except Wall Street, and no one actually works there or hangs out there

2.) People from Brooklyn who think it's awesome, when really they live in Flatbush and it takes them 1.5 hours to get to work in Midtown

3.) Williamsburg

4.) Because all your friends live there, and you're sick of even TRYING to see if the G is running today. Don't check, because it's not.

5.) The Starbucks to person ratio is too low.

6.) I pay $700/month to live on Broadway above a bagel shop and you spend $750 to live in "Prospect Heights Adjacent" aka Crown Heights. Seriously?

7.) I don't care if SJP lives there.

8.) When's the last time the F train came? And when's the last time the N came? Right. What even is the JMZ?